1. Jokes
One company owner asks another : "Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?
Bill replies : "Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.
2. Black Humor
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
3. Funny Sayings
According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.
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